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Kyon and Haruhi Kiss. I love this:D Kyon and Haruhi Kiss Anime Couple Kiss, Anime Couples, . Itsuki Koizumi - the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya Quotes. Anything like an alien or something else along those lines. Anyway, as . Kyon: [ Narrating] By the next day, the name "Haruhi Suzumiya" had become infamous. Since it's just a great anime, let's rank the best quotes from Haruhi Suzumiya, with Kiss Your Own Ass. "It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass." -Kyon.
Yeah, well none of that's important anyway! I mean, all throughout junior high, that was the one thing that irritated me the most. Alright then, so what kind of guy would you have been into? An alien or something?
Anything like an alien or something else along those lines. Anyway, as long as the person isn't an ordinary human, I don't care if it's a boy or a girl. Hold on a sec. What's wrong with being human? I mean, why do they have to be an alien? Because that way, life's more interesting!
You need to tell me what kind of magic spell you're using! What're you talking about? I have never seen Suzumiya talk that long before, and I'm not exaggerating, man! The hell'd you say to her? Wonder what I could have said to her I think it was all pretty random stuff. This is a phenomenon.
Kyon's always gone after the strange ones. The weirder the better. Little louder, please, so everyone can hear you.
I wanna know how you did it. No matter how much I try to talk to her, I can't get Haruhi to answer any of my questions. What do you do to get her to open up? Do you have any tips for me? Still, I think it's a good thing. I've been sort of worried about her always completely alone in our class.
I think it's really great that she's made at least one friend here. Well, just keep doing whatever you're doing, 'cause maybe she'll warm up to the rest of us. I mean, since we're all in the same class, it'd really be for the best if everyone got along. And that's why I'm counting on you.
In fact, from now on, if there's ever anything we need to say to her, we'll just talk to you and you can tell her for us. What do you think I am? Am I supposed to be your spokesperson or something? Taniguchi then grabs Kyon by the shoulders and starts rocking him back and forth. Kyon, we're buddies, aren't we? You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end humans settle for what's in front of them.
If you think about it, humans who were unable to do that made discoveries or inventions and advanced civilization. Planes were invented because people wanted to fly. Cars and trains came to be because people wanted easier means to move around.
However, this came from a limited number of people who had innovative plans and concepts. In other words, geniuses made it all possible. Common folk like us are best off living an ordinary life.
Can you think of anything else we're gonna need right now? What do you mean? I wanna get my hands on a mysterious transfer student! What do you think of that? It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student! Okay, before you kidnap anyone else, what do you mean by "mysterious"?
So I'm thinkin' that anybody who transfers into our school right now has to be mysterious. Maybe the kid's dad got relocated because of work. Oh, work with me here! I'd sorta like to know what you consider "normal," but I'm almost afraid to ask. There might be discrepancies in the transmission of data. I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits; what I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself.
You look like you just found out you didn't get accepted into college? Or someone who's lost their job the day after buying their dream house?
Wait, oh man, now you're calling me "Kyon", too. Now everyone at school was talking about her. Hate to say it, but it looks like you've gone and done it. You've become one of Suzumiya's gang of weirdos huh? I couldn't believe what I was seeing yesterday.
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A couple of bunny girls hanging around the school's main gate. I mean, the girl in red was Mikuru Asahina, wasn't it? Now everybody in school's talking about you guys, Kyon. What exactly is this SOS Brigade? You're gonna have to ask Suzumiya. I really don't know. I don't even wanna know.
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Well, it definitely looks like you guys are having a lot of fun, but you know, yesterday's stunt was a little overboard. This isn't fun and games! You mess around and I'll kill ya! What time do you think it is you idiot? Sorry I just woke up. Huh, what did you say? Were supposed to meet you at 4 right? Get your butt back here you got 30 seconds!
I had my work cut out for me, but getting her to move while she's reading is impossible. First you had to get her a library card, so she can check out the book. I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all.
That's why…I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts. What the hell, is she serious? Wait what just happened? Why is Asakura coming after me with a knife? Whoa wait a minute, what did she just say "I'm gonna kill you"? You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me! You think it's a…joke? You don't want to die? You don't want me to kill you? I'm sorry, but I just don't understand the concept of death regarding organic lifeforms.
Okay, this isn't funny anymore! I don't know why you're doing this, but please, just put the knife down! I can't, because whether you care about it or not, I really do want you to die.
Oh please, won't you just give up? You're going to die no matter what, so let me kill you. I forgot to recreate the glasses. I think you look cuter without them. Besides, I don't have a glasses fetish. Forget I said anything! I for-for-forgot my bag. It happened to me.
And I'll never forget it. Back when I was in the sixth grade, my whole family went out to go watch a baseball game at the stadium. I didn't really care about baseball, but I was surprised by what I saw when we got there. Everywhere I looked, I saw people.
On the other side of the stadium, the people looked so small, like little moving grains of rice. It was so crowded. I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him, "Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said since the stadium was full, probably fifty thousand. After the game, the street was filled with people and I was really shocked to see that, too.The Meianchoiy of Haruhi Suzumiya Kissing scene eng dub
To me, it seemed like there was a ton of people there. But then, I realized it could only be a tiny fraction of all the people in Japan. When I got home, I pulled out my calculator. In social studies, I'd learned that the population of Japan was a hundred some odd million. So I divided that by fifty thousand. The answer was one two-thousandth. That shocked me even more.
I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and believe me, there were so many people there, but it was just a handful of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true.
All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all. When I realized that, it suddenly felt like the whole world around me started to fade into a dull gray void.
Brushing my teeth and going to sleep at night, waking up and eating breakfast in the morning, that stuff happened all over the place. They were everyday things that everybody was doing. When I thought about it like that, everything became boring. If there's really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn't ordinary.
There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. But why wasn't I that person? So, that's how I felt till I finished elementary school. And then I had another realization. I realized fun things wouldn't come my way just by waiting for them. I thought when I got into junior high, it was time for me to make a change.
I'd let the world know I wasn't a girl who was happy sitting around waiting. And I've done my best to become that person. But in the end, nothing happened. More time went by and before I knew it, I was in high school. I thought that something would change. Should I voice an opposing viewpoint?
Maybe I should wax philosophical about her dilemma. Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss. I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, y'know?
The top brass at the organization is seriously panicked, right now.
Nobody knows what will happen to the "real world," now that we've lost our Deity. If Miss Suzimiya is feeling merciful, we might get to keep on living, on this side of the bubble. You're the new Adam and Eve. Go on, procreate, increase the population. I'll punch you for that! Well, I don't think we can deny the distinct possibility that the world we are in now was freshly created, by Her, last night! In any case, it's an honor to meet you and Miss Suzumiya again.
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You and Haruhi Suzumiya dissappeared from this world for two hours and thirty minutes. I'm so glad to see you again! If Miss Suzumiya saw us together, it'd be like birds of a feather repeating their mistakes again! Self-proclaimed time-traveling girl [Referring to Mikuru]. They've shown me enough proof that I may now safely remove the words "self-proclaimed" from their titles.
The three of them, each for their own reasons, mind you, are currently focused on Haruhi Suzumiya. Even if I believe everything I've seen, I still can't figure out one thing: An alien, a girl from the future, and an ESPer boy all migrated toward Haruhi because, as Koizumi put it, that's what she wished for.
Why have I been dragged feet-first into all this weird stuff, anyway? No special powers or anything here. I mean, who wrote this scenario? Was it you, Haruhi? It's not like it's my problem anyway. Why do I have to get all worked up about it? All of this is Haruhi's fault. Seriously, she's the one who should be worried about all this weirdness going on, not me. Nagato, Koizumi, Miss Asahina; from now on, they should just speak to her directly, and whatever happens after that, well, that's Haruhi's problem; I've got nothing to do with it.
Everyone else can go do whatever they want, as far as I'm concerned. Another visit to the library would The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya[ edit ] Kyon: On the day of the tournament, I was wondering if it was possible to make it rain. You know, a big one that'd cancel the game with a rain delay.
It is possible, but I would advise against it. Any alteration of the regional climate could possibly have devastating aftereffects on the ecosystem of the planet. And about when would these aftereffects happen? Several hundred to ten thousand years. Then I guess we'd better not try to do that, right? Remote Island Syndrome Part 1[ edit ] Episode Remote Island Syndrome Part 2[ edit ] Episode I can't take you seriously when you're dressed like that! I'm sorry, Mikuru, but I'm being controlled by the alien right now.
We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- [breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter] Mikuru: Live Alive[ edit ] Haruhi: Hey, Haruhi, don't you think it'd be better if you pulled your ships back a little bit?
Your fleet shouldn't be so far in front of us. What are you talking about?! I wanna shoot beams and missiles at the enemy too! And he exists because we exist. That judgement is correct. I was scared, so I tried to hide it. If I become ruined for marriage will you take me? If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer?
What would you say? If you think about it, humans who were unable to do that made discoveries or inventions and advanced civilization.
Planes were invented because people wanted to fly. Cars and trains came to be because people wanted easier means to move around. However, this came from a limited number of people who had innovative plans and concepts. In other words, geniuses made it all possible.
Common folk like us are best off living an ordinary life. Creates more of an atmosphere. I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either.
But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year. You wrestle with various things and come up with a solution from there. He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full.